Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is "Bra" singular and "Panties" is plural?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a " penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
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